Jokes
Substitute
Doc: Ano ang trabaho mo, iha?
Girl: Substitute po.
Doc: 'Di kaya prostitute?
Girl: Doc, kaibigan ko ang prostitute. Kung hindi siya puwede, ako ang pumapalit!
A new generic drug
When depressed due to absence of wife, take TIRAMID 500 (tirahin ang maid, pagkatapos, bigay P500).
All Souls Day Vs. Valentines Day
All souls day - Maraming nakaTIRIK na candles.
Valentines day - Maraming TIRIK na mata.
Sa sauna
Attendant: Sir, gusto mo ng tirafi?
Guest: Anong tirafi? Baka therapy?
Attendant: Tirafi po talaga sir. After you tira me, you give me fee. Uki?
In an english class
Teacher: Use "parachute" in a sentence.
Pupil: Maam, last night, I heard my Dad say to Mom... honey, huwag malikot pra shoot!
Algebra
Yes or No
Sa isang mumurahing airline:
Stewardess: Sir, would you like some dinner?
Passenger: Ano ba ang mga choices?
Stewardess: Yes or No lang po
Merry Christmas
Nice gifts are found under a Christmas tree but the best gifts are found under the PANTY.
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